midnightdiddle

Kakashi/Iruka, and their not-so-charmed life.


"I hate kids," Iruka says, when Kakashi stretches out next to him, toes digging into the rumpled blankets. "They die so easily--"

( The Dead List )

Drabbles that I've written over the past few months, mostly in G-Chat. 'cause drelfina's always about, and willing to listen to my babble.

Anyways, read at your own risk. Some are obviously better than others, and most of them are crack at best, and crack at worst.

Oh, yeah. Beware pairings that make people cringe.




Vague "if you squint and look side-ways" Jiraiya/Naruto. Mostly Jiraiya-gen. For nezumiko

( Coins )





A Kakashi/Iruka ficlet I wrote for fuyu_no_fuhei months ago.

( Blue )





The rest of these were written due to prompts from drelfina

Not so vague Kakashi/Sasuke.

( Taste of Betrayal )





Confusing Orochimaru/Kisame, Kisame/Itachi, and Orochimaru/Kisame/Itachi.

( Partners )





Strange, maybe-unfinished vague Iruka/Hayate of anger. And teen drama. Woot.

( Boarding House Games )





A strange what-if fic, involving Naruto and Iruka.

( A Masterpiece )





lolz, omg, vague Gai/Iruka and vaguer Sandaime/Iruka.

( Green, Yellow, Red )





A crazy Ebisu and Genma gen-fic.

( Snow at Five )





Random Iruka-angst, in another "what if?" Featuring Iruka with side-glimpses of Naruto and Raidou.

( Die Trying )





Iruka-torture, 'cause it's, uh...well, I hate to say fun, but~

( Hell on Earth )





Iruka. And his first crush. Are you sensing a pattern here?

( A Crush to End All Crushes )





Iruka centric. Rape, torture. Graphic. Not pretty.

( not/hero )





Umm, more Iruka-torture. 'cause drelfina asked. Are you sensing a trend?

( Touching Games )





A continuation of the Kissing Game, more or less.

( End in the Middle at the Beginning )




Woosh. Wow. Uh, that took a while, but at least my G-Chat is now more or less empty of drabbles.

Anyways, uh, I'm working on the Christmas fics, however slowly.

Also, Happy New Year!

Drabbles. Five, to be exact. The first four are Naruto, and safe. The fifth is Firefly, and has incest warnings. *shifty eyes*

First, for drelfina:

( Your Own Personal Redemption )

and ( Play Pretend )

And for hayden_clone, there is ( Not Quite Perfect )

And for icefalcon there's ( Chair in the Corner )

And finally, for aya_kun_rose, ( Dancing Barefoot )

A series of drabbles I've written.

( Boy-Girl )

And then some real 100-word drabbles.

( Life's Edge )

( Windchimes )

( Simon Says )

( Whiteout )

( Fingertips )

Anyways... this is me pretending to be accomplished. Or at least accomplishing stuff, as in writing. Which doesn't really happen. But I pretend. :)

Sorry for the wangsting in the last post. Thank you all, for your concern. I'm sorry about worrying anyone.

Umm, I have the drabbles I sent in Christmas cards this year. So, here it goes...

For eloquencelost, there was ( Understood )

For aozora23, there was ( Fireflies )

For fuyu_no_fuhei, there was ( Grey Skies )

For oakdoitter(?), there was ( Perfect )

For sherriaisling, there was ( Love )

For jbmcdragon(?), there was ( Locks )

For techiegoat, there was ( Merry Christmas )

For dragon_bite, there was ( Mint )

For nezuko, there was ( Nice Day )

For perniciousness, there was ( Poker. Or Geniuses )

For keepthefeyth, there was ( Sand )

For akashacatbat, there was ( Villain )

Was I wrong on any of those? I mean, were any of those the wrong drabbles? And did I miss any? I can't remember...

ETA akashacatbat's drabble.

The new Part 18, which is also known as Chapter 7. Yes, ladies and non-existant gentlemen, the one and only Chapter 7. I wrote it. Finally.

( Ten Little Ninjas )

I did it! Another chapter done! Look, we're not even half-way done yet! .... -_-'

So, I do my best thinking/dreaming late a night and early in the morning, in the moments between awake and asleep. This morning, it was all Shades of Grey, which shall now be known as Mostly Black With a Little White. Don't ask...

So, in fear of losing what I dreamed up, I'm typing it all up in here, to be added to the lengthening oneshot when I (someday, my prince will come....) get my computer back. Whenever that'll be. Ack, this is killing me! ....

'Ware, this shan't make sense. Many apologies.

( In which there is wangsting, a few confessions, some realizations, and a breakdown or two. )

In other news. A girl (I think it was a girl...) drew me a pretty pretty picture for Tryin' to Get to Heaven. It was the Genma-Raidou death scene, and it was just lovely. Sadly, I lost it. It was on deviantart. Has anyone...come across anything that could be it? I'm quite sad about losing it. *sigh*

*Edit: Funny thing. Bwahahah! I love Utah like I love ( jello. )

( Cigarettes )

And that ends the chapter. A chapter's done! We're nearly half-way, or so! I think... So, off to sleep for a very, very long time. Or not. Whichever. ^__^ Thank you for your encouragement.

First off... Well, someone wrote a thing for my AU KakaIru babies. Where they meet after five years? And that's okay, just...well...I already had something planned to write, which I'll still write, and seeing a different interpretation just was weird. And it kinda annoyed me, because she didn't know who wrote This and Here and Now and A Few Unbearable Months. But that's okay? I just get really protective of my fics, and having people try to continue them, or such, annoys me. Unless it's someone I like, or it's a continuation I like. Which this was neither. But I'll hush, and no longer complain about that.

So, I'm going to continue the AU, and I'll finally do it. It's been on my mind since AFUM, but I'm lazy, and never got around to it. Well, here I go.

( A Simple Accident )

Hah! Hah! Hah! So there! And that's my pointless defiance against someone trying to add onto one of my own stories. I really should calm down. ^__^

And it's longish! That is, longer than my other one-shots, which really isn't saying much. Erk.

Because jello_mix is awesome. She draws this comics that make me giggle, in a very good way. And Gaisuke! *glomp*

So, there's a drabble. Right ( here )

And it was humor! Hah!

Harry Potter tonight! I'm excited. And now, I must run to Chantelle's to pick up her socks, and then take them to her work. Silly goose, forgetting her socks.

And has anyone else noticed that I update more when my computer's gone? Sad, isn't it?