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Reborn! and Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. :D


He kills himself in May, holds a gun to his head and fires.

Hibari fic. Shameless angst, teenage suicide, and, uh, that's about it. Oh, wait. A kid who's totally stuck on his parents. Right.

( May's Child )



Butch is gone one morning, when Sundance wakes up in the cold, shoulder aching. He doesn't think it at first, waiting to hear Butch whoop from outside, riding around on that stupid bicycle, or baiting Ethel's steer, or just dancing with Ethel, bootsteps on the front porch.

Post-movie. 'cause I believe they made it, damnit. Butch, Sundance, and Australia: things that break the world.

( The Australian Sky )

First, a few written for pornandkittens and porn meme things. Meaning there's a distinctive lack of porn in a few of 'em.


There was something strangely comforting about sharing a bed with two men.

Yuuri/Conrart/Wolfram. Umm. Sharing a bed? Not quite cuddling? Shameless fluff.


( Bed Hog )




Then, his bed somehow becomes their bed, full of tangled limbs and bumped heads.

Doumeki/Himawari/Watanuki. Cuddling and tickling on a big bed, 'cause they're kids playing a giant game of life. More shameless slightly angsty? fluff.


( Bed for Three )




Yeah, maybe Cloud had been waiting for Zack, but that’s because honestly, there were certain things teenage boys wanted, and needed, and would spend most of their waking moments thinking about.

For example, sex.

Cloud/Zack, voyeur!Auron, handjobs, alleyways, shameless use of summons as epithets, and more. Did I mention it's crack?


( The Grocery List of Sex: Or, When Auron Might've Maybe Possibly Hopefully Gotten Some )





"I'm drunk," the Tenth says in that shaky, flustered voice he always gets when he's saying something Hayato's going to hate.

spurned!Hayato, Yamamoto/Tsuna, Hayato/Bianchi. Incest, and unrequited love, and birthday wishes.

( Happy Birthday Wishes )

First, the Lion King/Kingdom Hearts. Er.


All in all, Simba decided, it was not a lion. Definitely not a lion. Simba and Red XIII, totally not bestiality whatever, I swear.


( Finding Home )

And Reborn drabbles.

Mama stopped smiling years ago, when Papa and Tsuna both walked out the door, and never walked back in. Lambo stopped smiling, too. TYL!TYL!Lambo. That is, the twenty-five year old Lambo. Vague Lambo/World. Or rather, vague Lambo/Tsuna's Family.


( The Happy Man )


"Stop," Takeshi says one night, pulling a cigarette from Hayato's mouth, and Hayato says, "I can't." Sorta-future fic? Hayato, the Tsuna Family, and cancer. Hayato/Everyone, with particular Hayato/Takeshi and Hayato/Tsuna. I think.


( Cigarette Love )

Hayato slits his first throat at seventeen. Hayato/Yamamoto, dead men, close-quarters killings.


( Bloodlust )

So. Like, Gokudera is my new Iruka.

It begins. I can't sleep, I have a million deadlines coming up, and to cope with it all, I'm watching anime until my brain dribbles out my ears. I need to buy some sleeping pills tomorrow, while running errands. *will sleep if it kills her*

So. Since I'm going crazy, have a drabble!


A Balthier/Fran drabble. That I started in March. Yeah, I'm full of fail. Sorta one-sided, sorta not. Mostly gen, only not? Vague spoilers for character pasts. And I totally ignore whatever Squeenix says about viera, 'cause darnit, I like my age differences to be in the CENTURIES. Not the decades. Darnit.


( Spinning Wild )


In other news, I've been playing The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass. I love Zelda games so much. There's just something about them that makes me so happy. *__*

Now I just need to decide between finishing Odin Sphere or Persona 3 first. I'm leaning towards Odin Sphere, 'cause it's so pretty, and so less angsty. And right now, I need as much happy as I can get. *about to snap any day now*

And in the past several weeks, I've built up an oral fixation. I'm either biting my fist or eating smarties all the time. It's driving me mad, and my stomach is burning. Ew, sugar. And ew, blood. I need to stem that off into something else, preferably something that's a little less icky-tasting.

Oh well. Just a few more months, and the semester will be over.

P.S. It snowed Saturday, and the clouds creeped in. Meaning, we probably won't see the sun again until March or April. Ah, Logan, I love you for your winters that start the first week of October.

Erm. Finished Swordspoint today, and wrote two drabbles for x_saturnine. I can't promise anything, quality-wise, 'cause I'm still trying to get down Alec and Richard's characters. But. Yeah. Alec/Richard fic. Or Richard/Alec. Whatever.

DUDE. CANON COUPLE. <3


( Hunger )


( What You Want )


Titles aren't set in stone. Should I come up with different (better?) titles, they're totally gonna be changed.

(someday, I'm totally going to sleep)

Ahem. Last night (or rather, early this morning) I was rather, er, excitable, what with spending the last several hours reading some ten or so volumes of Animal X at a very late hour. So.

A review of Animal X, Now with Coherence!

Call now, and get a second review free! :D

( Cut to Save Your F-List from Length and Some Vague Spoilers )

Overall Score: 9/10


Also. BOOBS.



ETA: For those who might care. Aragami no Ichizoku, Daichi no Okite, and Genshi Sairai. The three story arcs, in chronological order.

In a totally not subtle, nor cool way of thumbing my nose at everyone in the world, a Harry Potter drabble.

And not any Harry Potter.

Oh, no. Of course not. What's the point of writing if I don't damn my soul?

It's Student!Sirius/Teacher!McGonagall. Why, goodbye there, Mister Soul!


Sirius is a teenage boy, and as such, he has, well, thoughts. And yearnings. For breasts. Teacher/student (or would that be student/teacher?), questionable morality, possible issues on age of consent. Yup. <3


( The Best Things in Life )


And, well, Time-Lord mindsex. Because.


Omega, Rassilon, and the pride sex before the fall. Omega/Rassilon, mentionings of mindsex, and, well.


( Before the Fall )


It should be noted that dragon_bite is to blame. She, like, goads me into abandoning my moral scruples. And then she like, seduces me with the thought of Time Lord mindsex. 'cause they touch minds.

Obviously, the English are better than every other people on the world. Obviously.

Pirates of the Caribbean drabble. Whutwhut?

Calypso/Davy Jones. Their love is so canon. (Like, literally. I think this is the first pairing I ever wrote that was actually canon. O:)


( Timeless Sea )

Uh. Written 'cause dragon_bite was telling me about this absolutely horrid fic with a scroll. And, umm, I wrote this for her.


It's not that Kakashi needs him, because he doesn't. He just wants him. Unrequited KakaIru, mentionings of zomg!het, twisting of emotions, and, uh, vague mentionings of emotional slavery. Sorta.


( Scroll Darling )

For drelfina.


The world dies one by one, and the brothers watch it go. Er, vague incest. That's really not vague at all. Right.


( To Die a Little Faster )


Wolfram and Gwendal have a quick chat, much to Gwendal's consternation. Implied Yuuri/Wolfram, m-preg.


( Experience of Life )